Today I think it is high time that we all forget the credit crunch and recession and concentrate on all the good things going on in the world.
So I have been trawling the net to find those little snippets of positivity hidden away in the oceans of negativity.I even managed to find some good news hidden in yesterday's unemployment figures.
Jobcentre are creating hundreds of new jobs.
Meanwhile in the USA a high school basketball team were behind in the last second of their match and this happened.
Here at Instanta we've got a full order book. We've been using it for two years now. It's full. Better get a new one from the stationery company.
Our lottery syndicate won £10 in last week's lottery. Our lottery syndicate spent £22 on last week's lottery.
My super little Poole vase sold for £95 on eBay. A profit at last. All £30 of it.
Northern Rock staff are getting an average of two grand each for reducing the bank's borrowing. Congratulations. Well done. That must have been really difficult. "Can I have a mortgage?". "No! Next please".
With 25 of them, I now have five times as many friends on facebook as I have in real life.
Missing schoolgirl Laura has been traced. That's great news. Before we get too worked up about the bloke she went off with (who may well be a total bastard) we must remember that at 15 Laura is above the age of consent in the vast majority of European countries.
We only paid £4.20 for two of us to see Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler" last night. What with Orange Wednesday, gym membership and cinema special offers we may soon get to the stage where they pay us to go. It's a wonderful performance from Rourke but unless you are into extreme wrestling and ,perhaps, lap dancing I wouldn't rush to see it.
I'll be reporting more good news tomorrow with a twin birthday here at Instanta but will sign off today with a little film for all you drive thru restaurant lovers
So I have been trawling the net to find those little snippets of positivity hidden away in the oceans of negativity.I even managed to find some good news hidden in yesterday's unemployment figures.
Jobcentre are creating hundreds of new jobs.
Meanwhile in the USA a high school basketball team were behind in the last second of their match and this happened.
Here at Instanta we've got a full order book. We've been using it for two years now. It's full. Better get a new one from the stationery company.
Our lottery syndicate won £10 in last week's lottery. Our lottery syndicate spent £22 on last week's lottery.
My super little Poole vase sold for £95 on eBay. A profit at last. All £30 of it.
Northern Rock staff are getting an average of two grand each for reducing the bank's borrowing. Congratulations. Well done. That must have been really difficult. "Can I have a mortgage?". "No! Next please".
With 25 of them, I now have five times as many friends on facebook as I have in real life.
Missing schoolgirl Laura has been traced. That's great news. Before we get too worked up about the bloke she went off with (who may well be a total bastard) we must remember that at 15 Laura is above the age of consent in the vast majority of European countries.
We only paid £4.20 for two of us to see Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler" last night. What with Orange Wednesday, gym membership and cinema special offers we may soon get to the stage where they pay us to go. It's a wonderful performance from Rourke but unless you are into extreme wrestling and ,perhaps, lap dancing I wouldn't rush to see it.
I'll be reporting more good news tomorrow with a twin birthday here at Instanta but will sign off today with a little film for all you drive thru restaurant lovers
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