The boys done good

I am delighted to say that, thanks to a huge effort by Tony and his team, the big order is on its way. The photo shows Craig M(on the truck) Dave on Forklift, Tony, Craig P, Jason and Mariusk shortly after loading the waggon. With another wagon load due to leave today, May has been one of our best ever months and to make it even better we are offering to reduce the list price by £10 for anyone ordering a boiler today only and quoting "The boys done good."



As it's his birthday tomorrow we are allowing storeman Pete Barlow to display his pet rag in the photo. Apart from his choice of football teams, Pete is really a nice bloke. He eats, sleeps and drinks football. When he is not playing (even our Tuesday five a side is given 100%)or watching his beloved MUFC or his talented footballing son Alex, he is talking about it and no Monday is complete without the display of yet another gruesome injury for us all to marvel at. If you buy spares from Instanta you will probably have spoken to Peter. It will cheer him up no end if you finish your call with something like "Thanks Pete. You'll never walk alone." That will make his day. Anyway, talking of making his day we all wish him all the best for tomorrow. Have a good one.

Well its Friday morning now and not long before our bacon butties are ordered by our lovely blonde Lauren. Which segues me seamlessly into a joke. A puny and sadly blind English tourist to New York somehow found himself in a seedy bar on the wrong side of town. Sitting at his table the blind man said loudly. "Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar fell into a hush. "Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?" he repeated. Suddenly he sensed the overwhelming scent of cheap perfume and a deep but distinctly female voice by his ear. "My name is Krystal. I am six feet six inches tall, weigh 200lbs and New York women's' boxing champion...... And I am a blonde. Next to me here on my right is my friend Marylou. She is six feet seven inches tall, weighs 220lbs and just came back from serving time in the state penitentiary for grievous bodily harm..... And she's a blonde. And here on my left is Suzie. She is six feet eight inches tall, weighs 280 lbs and is an Olympic champion weight lifter...... And she is a blonde. Now mister. Think very seriously. Do you really want to tell a blonde joke?"

"Not if I've got to explain it three times" came the reply.