I was sad to read in the Guardian yesterday that locals of Grand Ansee beach in Grenada have taken to using starfish as frisbees and hurling them for their dogs to catch. Seems that the beach is beginning to reek from the stench of dead starfish littering the golden sands. You can bet that if starfish had vocal chords the sport would be less popular.
In fact you can bet that life would be a lot different if any fish had vocal chords. At the moment coarse fishing is the second most popular participant sport at Instanta (after binge drinking).When a fish is landed it comes up all wide eyed and with a couple of gasps but just imagine if it came out screaming at the top of it's voice "Owww my bloody gums. Ow get off, ouch. I wan't my mum. God I'm gasping. Owwww. You bastard." I'm sure that would put a few anglers off.
So on to today's competition. When you order a boiler answer the following question and, if you are the first to get it right, we will give you £20 off your order. Link two time travellers with the following photo.
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In fact you can bet that life would be a lot different if any fish had vocal chords. At the moment coarse fishing is the second most popular participant sport at Instanta (after binge drinking).When a fish is landed it comes up all wide eyed and with a couple of gasps but just imagine if it came out screaming at the top of it's voice "Owww my bloody gums. Ow get off, ouch. I wan't my mum. God I'm gasping. Owwww. You bastard." I'm sure that would put a few anglers off.
So on to today's competition. When you order a boiler answer the following question and, if you are the first to get it right, we will give you £20 off your order. Link two time travellers with the following photo.
Whilst you are puzzling over that one, the lads in the factory have got together to make a little film for your entertainment.
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